The Void

Jesus Vision 3D: New EP coming

I love sad things they’re hilarious

The Pringle's guy doesn't have a voice or catchphrase. I volunteer myself to fix that. Here are some catchphrases I believe he should have:

FUN FACT!
Did you know the earth is 70% drink?

David Blaine Died For Your Sins

Songs To Panic To
Don't tell anyone but I made this EP once and it is very bad.
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Jesus was a nice guy but I think he had a god complex

"Yer a king gizzard and the lizard wizard, Harry"

An egg said this to me when I was walking my dog:
“I am the edge of eternity. I’m the fast black cat that can’t move. I’m the erected statue of Doug. I am the sip-able soup you crave. You don’t know me. But there I am, a spirit of the backwards night. The space in betwixt the corners hold the mischief you require."

Note to self: I’m gonna need more cream for the hamster ball

Peep this boish: Mystery Link (safe??)

New excerpt from my upcoming novel:

“I don’t shoot for fun, Buster. I shoot to kill Todd Rundgren. I’m after that fucker,” exclaimed the strange bulbous man from the evening before.

Note to the wife: Can we have a serious discussion though about how expensive the cream is for our hamster ball? Hank’s hamster ball is another brand, Canadian I think. The cost per pound of compatible cream is a far better deal he said